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Chicks I Would Never Let Sit on My Patio Set

Lets just be honest here for a second. There are some chicks out there that no matter how famous they are I would never invite them over to hang out on my patio set. Most of these chicks have been around the block, as they say, and could spread some sort of viral infection or disease, who knows. Without further ado, here is a list of chicks I would never let sit on my patio set.

Fergie

I really can not fathom how some people find this woman attractive. When they glam her up and give her tons of makeup and appropriate lighting she can look OK, but as soon as she changes into normal clothes, doesn’t have the magic of the studio to help her out, she be looking rough, buddy. Like, borderline tranny rough. Like, obviously a former meth addict rough. I can sympathize with the recent rumors of her husband cheating on her, cause, really, can you blame him? This is the chick that admitted to soiling herself onstage during a concert.

Jenna Jameson

This chick has really gone downhill lately. I was never a fan of her, the fake blonde look was never my type, but some people really liked her and honestly, at her peak, I could see the appeal. Today she is a shell of her former self, less human and more plastic. Her face and body look like they were genetically engineered in a factory. Her marriage to UFC fighter Tito Ortiz isn’t helping her image at all either, neither was her starring roll in the 2008 movie “Zombie Strippers.” Yes, I said “Zombie Strippers.”

Lindsey Lohan

Another woman that, at her peak, was a really adorable chick, but has really hit rock bottom lately with her predilection for cheap blow and her aversion to monogamy. At her infamous peak, there seemed to be a new unflattering picture or hook-up story about Lohan every week in the tabloids which is why I would be hesitant to invite her over to chill on my patio set.

Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover 78942, Large, Pebble for Round Table up to 94
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover 78942, Large, Pebble for Round Table up to 94" Diameter
List Price: $80.00
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Description

Elegant protection for patio tables and chairs against the elements. Fits round table up to 94" diameter and 6 chairs.

Features

  • Click-close straps lock around furniture legs to secure the cover on windy days.
  • Handles for easy fitting and removal, and adjustable elastic hem cord for a tight, custom fit.
  • Air vents reduce condensation and lessen ballooning in wind.
  • Gardelle protective fabric system won't crack in cold weather.
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover 70932, Large, Pebble for Rectangular or Oval Table up to 108
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover 70932, Large, Pebble for Rectangular or Oval Table up to 108" Long
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Description

Elegant protection for patio tables and chairs against the elements. Fits rectangular or oval table up to 110-inches long, 84-inches wide, 24-inches high and 6 chairs.

Features

  • Click-close straps lock around furniture legs to secure the cover on windy days.
  • Handles for easy fitting and removal, and adjustable elastic hem cord for a tight, custom fit.
  • Air vents reduce condensation and lessen ballooning in wind.
  • Gardelle protective fabric system won't crack in cold weather.
Strathwood Anti-Gravity Adjustable Recliner Chair, Dark Brown with Champagne Frame
Strathwood Anti-Gravity Adjustable Recliner Chair, Dark Brown with Champagne Frame
List Price: $92.00
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Features

  • Anti-gravity recliner has a steel suspension frame to ease back tension
  • Offers infinite back and leg positions; 250-pound weight capacity; wide variety of colors
  • Durable Textilene seat attaches to frame with bungee cords through metal grommets
  • Closed measures 36 inches long by 26.8 inches wide by 5.7 inches high
  • Opened measures 63.8 inches long by 26.8 inches wide by 29.3 inches high; weighs 17.82 pounds
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover - Bistro
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover - Bistro
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Description

This patio table & chair set cover provides elegant protection against the elements. It is made of Gardelle protective fabric system and fits bistro sets up to 54" diameter.

Features

  • Won't crack in cold weather
  • Click-close straps lock around the legs to secure the cover on windy days
  • Front and back handles for easy fitting and removal
  • Air vent reduces condensation and lessens ballooning in winds
  • Adjustable elastic hem cord for a tight and custom fit
Deluxe Rectangular Table & Chair Set Cover
Deluxe Rectangular Table & Chair Set Cover
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Description

Protect your outdoor items from winter's wrath with our Hearth and Garden line of Patio furniture covers. Made from 380 gram polyester, our furniture and grill covers resist cracking, fading, tearing, and mold build up. Coated with PVC for increased water resistant and further protection from the elements, you can be confident that your patio furniture is secure through the seasons. We have covers available to fit all of your needs, from tables and chairs to grills and patio heathers. All of these items are available packaged in clear vinyl poly bags.

Features

  • Heavy Weight 380gram PVC Coated Polyester
  • Resist cracking, fading, tearing and mold build-up
  • PVC Coating increases water resistance and further protection from the elements
  • Neutral but Fashionable Taupe Color Matches Your Outdoor Furniture and Environment
  • Vented for better airflow to avoid moisture buildup on your furniture
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover - Small
Veranda Patio Table & Chair Set Cover - Small
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Description

This patio table & chair set cover provides elegant protection against the elements. It is made of Gardelle protective fabric system and fits small sets up to 60" diameter.

Features

  • Won't crack in cold weather
  • Click-close straps lock around the legs to secure the cover on windy days
  • Front and back handles for easy fitting and removal
  • Air vent reduces condensation and lessens ballooning in winds
  • Adjustable elastic hem cord for a tight and custom fit
Strathwood Buckley 4-Piece Outdoor Furniture Set
Strathwood Buckley 4-Piece Outdoor Furniture Set
List Price: $1,000.00
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Features

  • Attractive and versatile 4-piece outdoor furniture set includes 2 chairs, loveseat, and coffee table; 4 throw pillows included
  • Frames constructed of durable, lightweight steel and wrapped in a dark, espresso-colored wicker; table top is glass
  • Spot clean with mild soap and water; air dry; bring cushions indoors in bad weather and store in dry place when not in use
  • Coffee table is 38 pounds; chairs are 19.5 pounds each; loveseat is 35.5 pounds
  • Coffee table is 37 by 20 by 18; chairs are 32 by 29 by 35 inches; loveseat is 32 by 53 by 35 inches
4pc Off White Resin Wicker Outdoor Patio Furniture Set
4pc Off White Resin Wicker Outdoor Patio Furniture Set
List Price: $699.99
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Description

4pc Off White Resin Wicker Patio SetThis all weather resin wicker patio set is perfect for the summer days and nights. The steel frame provides maximum strength while the weatherproof resin wicker makes cleaning easy as cake.Specifications: - 1 Settee 51Lx25Wx36H - 1 Table 28.5Lx17Wx17H - 2 Chairs 29.5Lx26Wx36HColor: Off white Great for indoor or outdoor!

Features

  • Set Includes 1 Settee, 1 Table, 2 Chairs
  • Steel Frame
  • Weatherproof Resin Wicker
  • Indoor or Outdoor
  • Off White Color
Hearth & Garden Patio Chaise Lounge Cover
Hearth & Garden Patio Chaise Lounge Cover
List Price: $24.99
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Description

Our Hearth & Garden furniture covers are made of ultra heavyweight material designed to keep your outdoor furniture looking beautiful longer while cutting down on day-to-day cleaning. Crafted of a unique, high quality, 380gram PVC coated polyester that resists cracking, fading, or scratching your furniture. They are also highly water resistant. These covers are a fashionable addition to your outdoor environment that you can enjoy year round.

Features

  • Keeps outdoor furniture clean and ready for use
  • Made of heavy weight 380G Polyester
  • Fade- and weather-resistant for years of use
  • Fabric is PVC coated for added protection
  • Limited Manufactures warranty
Strathwood Brentwood 4-Piece Outdoor Furniture Set
Strathwood Brentwood 4-Piece Outdoor Furniture Set
List Price: $670.00
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Features

  • Attractive and versatile 4-piece outdoor furniture set includes 2 chairs, loveseat, and coffee table; 4 throw pillows included
  • Frames are constructed of durable yet lightweight steel with a powder-coat finish in black with bronze flecks; table top is glass
  • Spot clean with mild soap and water; air dry; bring cushions indoors in bad weather and store in dry place when not in use
  • Coffee table is 37 pounds; chairs are 18.5 pounds each; loveseat is 34 pounds
  • Coffee table is 36 by 22 by 18 inches; chairs are 29 by 24 by 33 inches; loveseat is 29 by 49 by 33 inches

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